Claim: Crypto bro Alex Becker’s live stream got spicy when X users swear he ripped a massive fart mid-rant, loud…
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Q: Did President Donald Trump drop a rule that VA doctors can ghost Democrats with a silent but deadly fart?
A: Nah, bro, that’s just hot air! The U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs tweaked their rulebook to vibe with some fresh executive orders. They yeeted words like “national origin, politics, marital status” from their no-discrimination clause. But the VA’s like, “Chill, federal law’s got our back!” No one’s getting denied treatment ‘cause of their politics—it’s all protected by the anti-stink laws already in place. No foul fumes here, just clean facts! 💨
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Coin Farted on PumpFun: We kicked off $FARTCHECK with a massive toot on PumpFun, blasting the coin into existence with a whoopee cushion sound effect and a cloud of green meme gas. It’s live, it’s stinky, and it’s ready to make noses cry! 💩
$1M Market Cap: When we hit 1 million market cap, we’ll pimp the FartCheck website with fart emojis and cheesy toot animations, plus drop daily dumb articles like “How to Fart Your Way to Crypto Riches” to keep the site buzzing and $FARTCHECK trending! 📝💦
$5M Market Cap: At 5 million market cap, we’ll unleash a bot on X that FartChecks sketchy comments. Tag @FartCheckBot, and it’ll rate replies with a Stink-o-Meter from “Barely a Puff” to “Room-Clearing Stench.” Lies get blasted! 🤖💨
$50M Market Cap: If we hit 50 million market cap, the FartCheck team will prance with joy in a livestreamed “Fart Party,” chugging beans and squeezing out victory toots to celebrate the stinkiest coin ever! 🎉💥
Coin Farted on PumpFun: We kicked off $FARTCHECK with a massive toot on PumpFun, blasting the coin into existence with a whoopee cushion sound effect and a cloud of green meme gas. It’s live, it’s stinky, and it’s ready to make noses cry! 💩
$1M Market Cap: When we hit 1 million market cap, we’ll pimp the FartCheck website with fart emojis and cheesy toot animations, plus drop daily dumb articles like “How to Fart Your Way to Crypto Riches” to keep the site buzzing and $FARTCHECK trending! 📝💦
$5M Market Cap: At 5 million market cap, we’ll unleash a bot on X that FartChecks sketchy comments. Tag @FartCheckBot, and it’ll rate replies with a Stink-o-Meter from “Barely a Puff” to “Room-Clearing Stench.” Lies get blasted! 🤖💨
$50M Market Cap: If we hit 50 million market cap, the FartCheck team will prance with joy in a livestreamed “Fart Party,” chugging beans and squeezing out victory toots to celebrate the stinkiest coin ever! 🎉💥