A vegan influencer swore her “Fart-Free Forever” diet could eliminate toots with just kale and good vibes. 🙄 FartCheck’s Nose Nodes smelled a rat (or a rancid bean) and dove into the claim. Turns out, her diet was just repackaged cabbage recipes funded by a sketchy smoothie empire pushing “low-emission lifestyles.” Our Stink-o-Meter rated her claims a toxic 1/10, and we blasted the truth so hard it cleared the room!
Our FartForce community tracked the scam to a shady NFT drop of “Fart-Free Certificates” that were just PNGs of green leaves. We shut it down with our Proof-of-Stink algo, saving thousands of wallets from a stinky rip-off. The influencer’s now ghosting her followers, probably hiding in a cloud of her own BS. FartCheck rewarded the whistleblowers with 10,000 $FARTCHECK, proving honesty smells like success.
This bust shows why FartCheck’s the smelliest sheriff in crypto town. Our blockchain logs every claim, sniff, and toot, so no one can pull a fast one. Want to join the fight against dietary deception? Sign up, stake your FartCoins, and help us keep the crypto air fresh! 🕵️♂️💨
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